Sunday, August 2, 2009 @ 4:50 AM :D
whut-th-eff n0rt again ? ! D:
omiqawd
guess whad happened at nite shift ?
-.- ok lemme tell moi story
iie was thristy kayys
s0 i wen tuhh tehh nearest vendy machine i cud find
dhen spoil =\ s0 ! iie has tuhh g0 walk far far
halfwayy my journey iie stopped in myy tracks ._.
in myy head was liek
" ouhh fugg dun tell me . . . "
cuz . . .
iie felt smthg running up my pants T___T
iie wanted tuhh scream but
sumhw iie didnt
acturally iie screamed but nth come out ._.
WAA I TELL U ! !
dis 1 runn up myy pants vy fast ! x_X
until reach my . . . my . . . o_o
*cough* *ahem*
iie tink iie has been molested & & raped D:
tehh more iie wanna scream -.-
iie managed tuhh catch it !
( at my butt thr ._. )
and walk allllllll tehh way tuhh teh toilet
and teh toilet ish n0rt near okayys !
( and summore can u imagine
peepo watching me grabbing moi own butt ? ! x_x )
s0 iie reached tehh toilet hoping fer tehh worst ._.
g0 inside tehh toilet and strip myy pants -.-
and out came myy numba 1 enemies ;
A FUGGING FLYING COCKROACH ! ! @.@
naturally of coz iie
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!@~!@~!@~!@
( lucky n01 at tehh toilet -.- )
iie was g0nna faint edi X_X
FLYING LEHS OMT
can imagine it FLYING . . . IN MY PANTS ! ?
HAVING PARTY IZZIT
s0 song g0 rape me D:
so iie has tuhh take moi revenge
and crush it liek tehh bug it is !
( with moi shoe ._. eww cockroach juice )
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
dhen iie let it g0 swimming in tehh toiletbowl
and flush it down tuhh happily ever after :D
still g0rt tehh feeling sumting crawling up moi pants
cuz traumatize oredi @.@ *shivers*
next time iie shud wear tapered pants ._.
nahh tapered harder to take out x_x
but thank qawd it was n0rt a lizard ><
cuz iie might juz faint in tehh toilet & nv come out @.@
g0 home i ' m g0nna bathe myself
hundred , thousand , million times -.-
whhyyee ouhh whhyyee
cockroaches like tuhh party in moi pants T__T
all these cockroaches wor all cfm male de D:<
previous life vehh sinful :(
haiz wish can wear shorts or skirt tuhh work -.-
ughh ! hopes my manager wake up soon
iie nid tuhh g0 peeeeee D:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA !
LOL my mum is in tehh new paper *laughs*
ahahahaha omq la i see her face keep laughinq
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